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The Life of EBT Cat
Learn about adult hood, and the truths behind Feline Freeloading
Must have EBT to play!
EXCITING UPDATES
There are none, when these DAMN BILLS KEEP COMING TF IN!
Top Fan Recognition
Oreo
He's my neighbor, always tipping over fucking garbage cans late at night. If he tries to touch my kittens again, I'll fuck him up. #TrailerParkLife
When shit hit the litterbox
July 16, 1988
It all started when I found my wife getting raw salmon from this one alley fucker. I can still smell the catnip in the litterbox. That fucking cunt left me with 8 lives, and 4 mouths to feed. That's when I got EBT.
Celebrating 10,000 Members
It's real!
Once my little discography or whatever the cats are calling it these days hits 10,000 members. I'll send them a photo of my EBT card. The man won't know what hit him... or her... never know these days. Stay freaky!
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